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Christmas Tree Crisis

Oh no!  I’m having a Christmas crisis.  I went and bought my tree, making sure it was fresh off the truck so all the needles didn’t fall off.  I got it in the straight in the stand, which was no small miracle.  And then, I put the lights on, the garland on and the ornaments on.

Well, what do you know?  Half the lights burned out on the tree just after I hung the last bulb!  I can’t believe it.  Now I am going to have to take everything off and start all over.  This time though, I’m going to buy better lights, LED lights, that will last a long, long time.

The guys over at All About Energy Solutions know all about LED lighting.  They also know about radiant barrier insulation.  If I have any questions, I am going to call them.

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The One Thing I Know

My friends think I’m a man of mystery.  They think I know all the secrets and have everything figured out.  Don’t tell them, but boy do I have them fooled!  I don’t know anything.  I clueless about most things really.

The one thing I have chosen to learn more about is how to sell wine.  I love sell wine because when you sell your wine, you are selling something people want.  You are selling something people collect:  rare wines for sale.  It is a beautiful thing when someone decides to sell wine collection.  It is a gift to the world.  Thank you Wine-Liquidators for helping us out.

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Web Design Needed

     I love the website ThisIsWhyImBroke.Com.  Not only does it have awesome products on there, but I like the website design.  The three columns and square pictures are a thing of perfection to my eyes. 
I need to find someone who can not only design me a cool site like that, but also provide me with web hosting and mobile app development.  I want this site to look just as cool on a cell phone as it does on a computer.
     I’m going to call Blue Label Hosting, who does those things and even seo and branding.  I think they can help me out.
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I’m Dating a Plumber

     I am always on the search for hot men.  That is pretty much my only criteria-that they are attractive.  They can be a ditch digger or a banker, a handyman or a CEO.  Recently, I met a plumber who is very hot.  I definitely don’t mind that he is a plumber.
He told me that there are so many plumber Leland and plumber Brunswick county in the area that he doesn’t get enough work.  That turned me off a little bit, but he was still so hot.  I hoped he had money for our date.
     When I asked him what kind of work he did, he said he specialized in hot water heater installation and well pump repair.  I guess the plumbing Wilmington is pretty good overall.  Still, I’d rather just date this guy and call Speedy Plumbing for the rest!
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Privacy Needed

I like my privacy, what can I say?  I like being able to talk as loud as I want, to say whatever I want and to walk around naked.  For all these things, it’s best to have a privacy fence.  My friends think I don’t need one, but I bet my neighbors wish I had one.

At T&D Custom Fences, they have the best fences Wilmington and decks Wilmington in the area.  They make custom fencing so it will look great no matter the style of your house.  They can match the fence to meet any look you want.  Sounds too good to be true.

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Bad Business?

I work for a business that doesn’t seem quite legitimate to me. For one reason, I haven’t filled out any paperwork, and my checks are written out of a personal checking account and not a business account. Another reason is the president keeps firing the accounting companies we use. Something just doesn’t add up.

I really wish my boss would use RJB Tax Associates. They are such professionals when it comes to payroll Wilmington, taxes Wilmington and taxes Leland. They are the best accountant Wilmington and accountant Leland…But maybe that’s why she’s afraid to use them. She doesn’t want to get caught!

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Helping a Friend Out

Today I’m giving advice.  My sister called, and I had to tell her that she needs to be more positive.  My boss criticized me, and I had to tell her to be more constructive.  I can only wonder… who is next?

What do you know, my friend just called me and asked me how to sell wine.  What a strange question.  I guess she has rare wines for sale and wants to know how to sell wine collection.

I don’t know much about sell your wine, but I looked it up online and found Wine-Liquidators.  They help you to sell wine and get you a lot of money in the process.  Sounds like a plan to me.

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No Tampons in the Toilet

I’m going to talk about something most people don’t like hearing about, especially men.  The topic is menstruation.  As in having your period.  So if you don’t like hearing about such things, stop reading now.

Well, I recently had my period, and I was over a friend’s house.  He told me not to put my tampon in his toilet because it would clog the pipes.  So, I wrapped my tampon up and threw it in the garbage can.  Well, what do you know, five minutes later the dog came out with it in his mouth.  It was awful and embarrassing, and at the same time, it was hilarious.

I told my friend if he was having plumbing Wilmington problems, then he should call a plumber Leland or plumber Brunswick country to get them fixed.  The professionals at Speedy Plumbing are always there to help.  They even install hot water heater and do well pump repair.

 

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Mobile App Needed

My cell phone means the world to me.  I do everything on it.  I call my parents; I text my friends; I read about global news all from the palm of my hand.

Any business without a mobile app or mobile-friendly website needs to get one.  I know the guys at Blue Label Hosting do mobile app development.  They are based out of Wilmington, NC, but they have clients all over the country.

They also do website design, which is crucial for anyone who wants to have a presence on the web.  And of course, you will also need web hosting.  Blue Label Hosting does it all.  They even do seo and branding as well.

atticthermometer

My Attic Was Too Hot

     I have been looking for this old hat I love, and I can’t find it anywhere.  I checked in the downstairs closet and the garage…Then, it hit me.  It’s up in the attic!
     I, like many people I assume, don’t like going in my attic.  It’s dusty and hot as can be up there.  It also smells funny.  But interestingly, we recently put radiant barrier insulation up in our attic, and it was still dusty, but it wasn’t as hot as I thought it was going to be.  I guess that radiant barrier must be working!
     I would recommend radiant barrier insulation from the guys at All About Energy Solutions.  Not only can they help keep your attic and house cooler, they can install LED lighting too.